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10th of Jan 2019 • 03:33 PM • 221,809 notes

zinglebert-bembledack:

pr1nceshawn:

Customer Service Wolf.

Can Customer Service Wolf be my fursona? Is that a thing that’s allowed?

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10th of Jan 2019 • 03:31 PM • 49,037 notes

thequantumqueer:

tilthat:

TIL bank robber Jesse James once gave a widow who housed him enough money to pay off her debt collector and then robbed the debt collector to give her back the money.

via reddit.com

a shocking number of old-school american outlaws were intensely community-minded, and their reputations at the time were often very positive among the people. a big part of the reason their legacies are so negative is because the government was able to control the narrative after they died, focusing on the fact that the things they did were illegal, rather than on what they actually did.

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10th of Jan 2019 • 03:30 PM • 381,888 notes

tiny-septic-box-sam:

meco-official:

meco-official:

great-tweets:

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FREE HIM

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HE CAME BACK

Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.

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10th of Jan 2019 • 03:29 PM • 10,114 notes

badgertablet:

mint-bees:

Im about to pass out from exhaustion but i just had a really bad realization so hear me out on these facts

- alphys based her understanding of humans off of anime Which is why mettaton looks like that tm

- in order for mettaton to speak he needs a voice using like a program with vocal sounds in it

- monsters get most of their technology from humans

- there is only one voice generator program that comes to mind that could realistically have been in the piles of trash alphys gets her anime from


Conclusion: it is extremely likely that mettaton sounds like a pitched down hatsune miku SIRI SEND POST

i detest that because it’s probably canon 

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10th of Jan 2019 • 03:28 PM • 129,027 notes

bonkalore:

slightlyburntcinnamonroll:

hawkeys:

“Batman has more than one son,“ I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” I hear. I look around for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row, he stands: Bruce Wayne himself.

“What does he know about Batman” the crowd replies and resumes booing. Bruce Wayne discreetly leaves the room. In an unrelated turn of events, a voice speaks from above. “She’s right,” I hear. There crashing through the skylight: Batman.

#i can’t believe bruce wayne missed his chance to meet batman

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10th of Jan 2019 • 03:28 PM • 10,526 notes

mrozna:

teathattast:

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#a wizard casts a spell

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10th of Jan 2019 • 03:27 PM • 50,660 notes

benepla:

Not to turn mental illness into relatable content but is there anything more hilarious then spending an entire day vamping up to do something like spending ALL day thinking about it and putting it off and dreading it and then you finally, FINALLY do it and it takes 6 seconds and you realize that was your whole day plan

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10th of Jan 2019 • 03:27 PM • 49,000 notes

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10th of Jan 2019 • 12:42 PM • 9,262 notes

dndogs:

other people’s puppies when you offer them your hand: *gives you their paw*

my puppy in the same scenario:

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10th of Jan 2019 • 12:42 PM • 45,545 notes

mimic-txr:

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More from my old blog, my magnum opus, Connie says the F word

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10th of Jan 2019 • 12:41 PM • 63,612 notes

buttcheekpalmkang:

cystemic:

occultopossum:

leeviathans:

Thanks @staff & @support for doing such a great job eliminating the inappropriate content on this site!!!

Really it is /something/ that since the “‘ban”’ I’ve seen /more/ porn bots and have had /more/ of my work reblogged with porn links then ever before

@staff : How many pornbots could there possibly be?

every user on tumblr:

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I get followed by like 5 times as many per day than before.

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10th of Jan 2019 • 12:40 PM • 9,209 notes

cutepatootcomics:

never doubt how petty I am

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10th of Jan 2019 • 12:40 PM • 5,707 notes

humming-fly:

AU where instead of purposefully immolating their house the brothers are just shitty teenagers

Bonus:

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10th of Jan 2019 • 12:39 PM • 85,415 notes

larkiaquail:

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cornfield-cryptid:

cruzfucker69:

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

Game of Walking Bad

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why the fuck is this so funny

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10th of Jan 2019 • 12:38 PM • 1,261 notes

foxtailsnine:

When the developers are the parents.

In this case is Toby Fox. LOL

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